Heard on the radio yesterday that some Massachusetts witches held a seance—in Salem, Mass., no less—to curse the perpetually praying Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos. The were playing the New England Patriots, you see.
I almost wanted to watch this game. I didn’t, though (want to watch it). I hate football. However, I did check the score here on the internet and see that the Broncos got stomped like narcs at a biker rally, 45-10.
So, it worked. It was the witches, no two ways about it. Not superior play on the part of the Patriots, fucking witches, man 🙂