Kim Kardashian, famous for having a rich daddy and a sex tape that was, let’s be honest, pretty lame, has filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, reports TMZ. Widely mistaken by a clueless public as attractive, Kim K’s “career” has primarily consisted of simply being famous for no particular reason. Her resume has been further marred by several acting and modeling attempts.
On August 20th, 2011, NBA basketballer Kris Humphries married her for some reason. The wedding cost 20 million dollars, a fraction of what Kim wanted. “These are difficult times for everyone,” Kim told a reporter shortly after the ceremony. “We all have to make sacrifices.”
The couple had planned to divorce after approximately a year, the length of a standard shallow Hollywood-type marriage, but self-absorpsion prevented the lovebirds from making it that far. At 72 days, the Kardashian/Humphries marriage is one of the shorter mockeries of love and commitment in recent memory.
“I really thought they were meant for each other,” said Ray J, Kim’s former boyfriend and “co-star” of her sex tape. He then burst out laughing.