Which is pretty odd, if you think about it. According to Mapquest, that’s 1803.62 miles. What did he do on his way from here to there, I wonder? Did he stop over in Chicago and take in a Cubs game? I would have. Was he the one I saw in the canyon last Fall that made me shit my pants in the Great Outdoors? Is he the one that ate all the chickens up on that ranch near Oelrichs?
Anyway, odd. And a bit hilarious—SoDak mountain lions roaming the suburbs of the East Coast, eating all the poodles and killing the flowers beds with their massive turds.