Man Bursts Into Flames At San Francisco Porn Shop


SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) — A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after somehow catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5.

The fire occurred at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore at 99 Sixth Street, near the intersection with Mission Street, in the city’s South of Market neighborhood around 6:20 p.m.

Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door “engulfed in flames,” related San Francisco Police Lieutenant Jeremy Holmes. The man had apparently been watching a video inside a private booth at the shop.

“Most likely,” said Holmes, “the man was masturbating furiously with insufficient lube when he burst into flames.”

The video he was watching, Buns N’ Ammo 43, was not especially hot, but seemed to “scratch him right where he itched, sexually speaking,” according to Holmes. “Thus the nearly psychotic vigor with which he stroked the love muscle.”

The man, whose name was not released, was promptly extinguished, and, after the laughter subsided, was taken to a nearby hospital where he remains in dire condition.

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