Sammy Hagar reveals in a recent interview with MTV that his brain was abducted by Space Aliens.
The beings, claims Hagar, established a wireless connection with his mind and created what he calls “a download/upload situation.”
“It was some hardcore peer to peer shit. I have no idea what they downloaded or uploaded, but you’re talking to a real live cosmic torrent. Also, I feel really smart lately.”
Hagar went on to say that everything in his brain—the folders, apps, programs, and tequila—is copyrighted material. He plans to sue the Space Aliens “just as soon as I figure out how.”