Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist’s “Women Seeking Men” forum, he’s just Christopher Lee, “divorced” “lobbyist” and a “fit, fun, and classy guy.”

One object of his flirtation told me her story:

On the morning of Friday, January 14, a single 34-year-old woman put an ad in the “Women for Men” section of Craigslist personals seeking someone to, in her words, “pork.”

“Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?” she asked, inviting “financially & emotionally secure” men to come on over and, in her words, “pork me.”

That afternoon, a man named Christopher Lee replied. He used a Gmail account that Rep. Christopher Lee has since confirmed to be his own. By email, Lee identified himself as a 39-year-old divorced lobbyist and sent a picture to the woman. (In fact, Lee is married and has one son with his wife. He’s also 46.)
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To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
From: Christopher Lee
Subject: Will Someone Prove To Me Not All CL Men Look Like Toads – 34 (DMV)

Hi,
Ribbit, ribbit. Wait, I guess that’s a frog. A frog, however, that will turn into your Love Prince if you let me! I’m a fun, fit, and classy guy. I live in the Capitol Hill area. 6ft,190lbs. Blond/blue. 39. I’m a lobbyist and wear a suit and tie where I work to get as many Americans as I can on prescription meds for my pharmaceutical bosses. It pays well.
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To: Christopher Lee
From: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Subject: Is that you’re Myspace pic?

Are you sure that’s not a photo from a JC Penney ad? Haha. It’s pretty corny, but I like your muscles.
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To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
From: Christopher Lee
Subject: I’m all man, baby

Lol, no. Just me relaxing at home. I never wear a shirt at home because I always have the heat on high…if you know what I mean.
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From: [redacted]@yahoo.com
To: Christopher Lee
Subject: Laughter is the best medicine

I was only joking. A pre-pork laugh is important to me.
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From: Christopher Lee
To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Subject: What about ham?

Pre-pork laughter is always important. You’re obsession with pork leads me to believe your not Jewish. Whew! I wouldn’t want you controlling the media or anything on our first date. Lmao.
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From: [redacted]@yahoo.com
To: Christopher Lee
Subject: How about Canadian bacon?

Nope, not Jewish. I’m part Canadian. I’m not frigid if that’s what you’re thinking.
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From: Christopher Lee
To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Subject: I hate frozen bratwurst

Whew! again. Last time I porked a Canadian my weiner—which is vast, by the way—nearly froze. When can we meet?
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The woman says she cut off contact when she searched for Lee online and discovered he was Congressman from New York.

“Yuck,” said the woman. “A politician? I’d rather be celibate and die alone in a dumpster behind a strip club.”

A spokesman for Congressman Lee says his email and Facebook accounts had been hacked, and that it was someone else the woman was in contact with. “Probably a Muslim impostor. Someone named Abdul, no doubt. The Congressman is happily married and the only time he or his wife posted anything online was they tried to sell some furniture that had tragically become urine-stained.”

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