King Menkaura & Queen Khamerernebty (I tried saying her name fast & sprained my tongue).
The ancient Egyptians were quite possibly the first people to depict human affection in art. Could this be a predecessor of porn? Who knows, but aren’t they cute! I think I speak for everyone when I say ‘Awww’.
Note how King Menkaura is gripping a sausage link in each hand. Could this be a predecessor not only of porn, but of surrealism as well?