let us all take a moment to talk about why keith richards is miraculously still alive
Keith Richards is alive because he’s a goddamn god. He jingles and jangles a bluesy sloppy guitar, fucks a million women, gets drunk and falls out of trees, shot heroin for, what, 40 years? He has molten iron for blood and is the incarnation of “Fuck You.” His spirit is comprised of equal parts piss and vinegar, and when he lets go with his raspy, carefree laughter, you can’t help but laugh with him.
Now cross yourselves and play Little T & A from Tattoo You.