Here’s a crappy cellphone pic of me drunk. Notice how my one eye is starting to close. I’m a very happy drunk and grin and smile and joke and laugh. I also like going on adventures, such as climbing on top of Wal*Mart for no reason at all, which is what I was doing about an hour before this pic. I encourage you all to have a drink for me while I’m incarcerated for the next 24 hours.