Mitch Hedberg is, in my opinion, one of the greatest comedians ever. On facebook, I often put up Mitch jokes as my status. The other day I put up, “I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.”
People responded by liking it, or putting up Mitch jokes of their own. One guy, however, pointed out that it was not true. Escalators can, in fact, break. He then provided several scenarios of how escalators could break and then finished off with a link to a news story where an escalator in a mall broke.
What. The. Fuck?